If I owned an ice cream truck, I wouldn't play "I'm a little tea cup."
I would play death metal.
Instead of giving out ice cream and candies,
I would give out tongue piercings and tattoos.
I definitely would not stop for the children either.
I would make them chase around my truck for at least a mile...
that way I would be doing my part to prevent childhood obesity.
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