Thursday, May 17, 2012

Attention Vegans and Vegetarians!

Please stop reading now if you are easily offended...and most of you are soooo seriously, stop. 
I made a general observation the other day that I, naturally, found quite hilarious. Most other mammals that only eat vegetables are fat and slow. For example: cows, manatees (aka sea cows), sloths, koalas, elephants, and sheep. Granted, there are some herbivores that are fast and nimble such as the deer, but they are also very fragile. On the opposite side of the spectrum, you have carnivores who are the fastest mammals known to man. For example: cheetahs, leopards, lions, tigers, alligators, dolphins, and sharks.
Which group of animals would you like to be associated with? I think I'll remain a carnivore, thank you very much.